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THE UNCLE
Nine Men
you’ll Date
The uncle can be recognised by his strong Old
Spice cologne, his proclivity for gold bangles Rating :
and his workplace in Samphaeng. The Uncle
in Bangkok! “Whiskey, no soda ok? Only water.” Oh how
loves whiskey. You will most likely hear him say,
he loves his whiskey – it brings his hair down
and sometimes his beard too. The Uncle is
well-defined by his traditional roots. So if you
are a fan of men knowing their way around the
kitchen or the bedroom, it may be best to avoid
The Uncle.
The Entrepreneur
Lurking behind every Tinder and Bumble
app are a sea of men with multiple
personalities. Some are upfront, some
are sweet, while some may come off as
overwhelming. Whatever it may be, they
like their whiskey with soda, and though The Entrepreneur loves comics, only DC not Rating :
usually friendly and helpful, they are a Marvel, and has at least a couple of weekdays
off. His work hours are unstable because his job
usually requires him to hang out with friends
solitary bunch, unless found together and discuss business ideas at bars. He shuns
tradition, and loves to think outside the box,
watching football. So in an attempt to unless the box contains alcohol or escorts. The
dark secret of The Entrepreneur is that after
educate women who are seeking their three to six years, he usually morphs into
an Uncle.
potential prince charming, Masala has
come up with nine types of Indian men, The Fresh off the Boat (F.O.B.)
women have or will most likely date in The F.O.B. is usually very easy to identify.
He wears fake Gucci or Versace shirts, in
Bangkok. preferably shocking pink or lime green
and very skinny jeans that are usually
torn. Bollywood songs and dialogues roll
effortlessly off his tongue and he often
smells of coconut oil. The F.O.B. can’t
stop talking about how incredible your
physical attributes are with a hyena-
esque gaze that is half I-am-a-virgin and
half I-hope-you-are-a-virgin-too. If you
like a guy who wears a wife beater at
home, the F.O.B. is the man for you.
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