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THE INTERNATIONAL THE HIPPIE THE SPOILED BRAT

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The International went The Hippie is a huge fan The Spoiled Brat exists in all
to school at ISB or NIST, of alternative medicine, cultures but the Thai-Indian
continued his education at especially the kind you can variety has certain unique
Monash or LSE and usually find at music festivals. He traits. They usually start
has cousins who live in is in touch with his chakras driving expensive German
Barcelona or San Francisco. and is all about aligning his cars when they’re 16. The
He is not the backpack kind energies. He loves yoga and Spoiled Brat spends a lot
of traveller, but is of the hates plastic bags. He has of time at Demo or Muse,
Briggs & Riley suitcase variety. The International can’t a good heart but has no idea how annoying and and will only date other
stop complaining about the weather in a tropical preachy he sounds 90 percent of the time. If you spoiled brats. They expect you to treat them like
paradise because he prefers the snow in Switzerland. are a fan of listening to Pink Floyd while using your royalty, while they treat you like a peasant. If you
He loves Game of Thrones but prefers the books. imaginative prowess at a full moon party, then this like narcissistic personalities with the emotional
He is a master of the nonchalant social media posts is the man for you. depth of a teapot, then this is the type for you.
that may seem like he randomly posted it, but
actually, it requires an hour of meticulous editing.
The International likes intelligent and independent
women as long as they aren’t as intelligent or as
independent as him.

THE PLAYBOY THE MR. PERFECT
The Playboy is a modern day Rating :
Casanova with extensive Tinder
skills. He can be found at the
coolest parties with a different girl
each time. He lives life in the fast
lane, and therefore pays fines to
the traffic police on the regular.
He has no shame, just game! His
antics are whispered about in
hushed tones at dinner tables by worried parents.
Think Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne but without the
super intelligence and strong moral codes.

THE MAMA’s BOY
The Mama’s Boy still lives at Rating :
home and has no plans to move
out. He texts and calls his mom
every day. They discuss his food,
his bowel movements, his work
issues, his friends and critically
his relationships. He would
never go out with a girl his mom
doesn’t approve of, and in the
great traditions of Oedipus, he expects you to
talk, act and look like her. What could go wrong?

THE PRETTY BOY
The Pretty Boy loves to moisturise Rating :
and gel his hair. He owns more
skincare products than you The Mr. Perfect :
and spends more time getting
ready than most women. The The man, the myth,
Pretty Boy needs compliments the legend! Some
to get through the day and gets have claimed to have
devastated at the mere sight found The Mr. Perfect,
of a pimple. Also known as the but like Bigfoot or the
metrosexual, The Pretty Boy has a 31 percent chance Loch Ness monster,
to become bisexual by his late 30s. Handle with care the evidence is hard to
and return to the store while you can still get come by.
a refund.

ALL- A C CESS INT O B ANGK OK ’ S C ONTEMP OR AR Y INDIAN LIFEST YLE